1
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It's all there, big daddy.

2
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A little something extra
for the missus in there.

3
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Make sure you take
her out sometime.

4
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Ah, the missus.

5
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Don't get me started.

6
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By all means.

7
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You know, Al, I gotta
tell you, man. This...

8
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This place has really picked up
in the last two weeks.

9
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Yeah, you know
those soccer moms.

10
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They're a little gun-shy.

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You know, ever since
that geriatric maniac

12
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came through here
with his Nova?

13
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Huh. Couldn't tell the brake
from the gas. My ass!

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I knew that guy.

15
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He had a mean streak.

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Yo, Al.

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It's about
to go down.

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For the love of God,

19
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he's here again?

20
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No, no. No, it's Melanie.

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My baby's here.

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Al:
Oh.

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So I...
Whoa.

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Derwin?

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Hey, what's up, Mel?

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What's up, Jerome?

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What's up, brother?

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Yeah... yeah.

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So...

30
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what's going on?

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How you doing?

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Um, I've been good.

33
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Everything's good.

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It's just...
I haven't had time

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to come see Al in a few weeks,

36
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so I figured... well,

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all my peonies died,

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so I figured

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now is, uh, a good time as any.

40
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Right?

41
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Yeah, Al's peonies
are the truth.

42
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I know.

43
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So... what are you
doing here?

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Oh, you know, it's crazy.

45
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I just got this sudden craving
for some cashews.

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Aren't you allergic?

47
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I guess that's what
makes it crazy.

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(laughing)

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So, how's the leg?

50
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The leg...

51
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The leg is cool. You know,

52
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rehab's coming along much better
than the doctors expected.

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I should be back, yeah.

54
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I should be back in no time.

55
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That's great,
Derwin. Yeah.

56
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Well, good for you.
You know, Gatorade

57
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is a client of mine,
and they're actually

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interested in you
for a new campaign.

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Oh, word?

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Yeah. But, you know,
then, you got hurt, so.

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You should give me

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a call when
rehab's done,

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when your knee
is reall ready.

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You know. Not like,

65
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"I think I can go."

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Yeah. It feels ready now,
but, you know.

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You never know.

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Matter of fact,
I'll call you.

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Okay. Appreciate that.
Pretty sure.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. No doubt.
Appreciate that.

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Okay.
Well,

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I'm gonna go pick up my nuts
and get out of here.

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Okay.

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Well, you take care
of yourself, Derwin.

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You, too.

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A'ight, bra.

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You know, we seem to run
into your boy a lot lately.

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I don't know. I guess.

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Here. Thanks.

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Hey, Al.

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Hi.

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Where are you
hiding the peonies?

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I have a whole bucket for you
right back here.

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Oh, thanks.

85
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You know, he was sitting
here, waiting for you.

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Jerome.

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Everybody comes to
the farmer's market.

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It's not just for farmers.

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Ain't no dude coming
to a flower shop, Mel, okay?

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I wasn't gonna
come over here

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until I saw ol' boy
standing here.

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Oh, my God.

93
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You are making
something out of nothing.

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Am I?
Yes.

95
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It's all good.

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Okay.
Oh, Al!

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Here you go, dear.

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Oh, my God,

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they're beautiful.

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Oh! God, I wish
I can take these all.

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You can. Derwin already
paid for all of them.

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Matter of fact,

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I owe you two more buckets
from the last two weeks.

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Oh. Thanks.

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Mel, you're not
taking those flowers.

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Come on.

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Don't get your peonies
in a bunch.

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You know what?

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God, Jerome,
they're just flowers.

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I mean, they're innocent.

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Innocent? Mel, you
met my parents.

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Okay, and what is that
supposed to mean?

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That means
that I'm in it.

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How about you?
Where you at?

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Okay? You know what, Jerome?

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I cannot police
everywhere Derwin goes.

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You just have to
trust that I'm here,

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and that I'm your woman.

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Okay, so how come every time
he runs into my woman,

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you guys end up
doing the Merwin?

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The Merwin?

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The Melanie and Derwin tango,
th-the dance you guys always do.

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What are you
talking about? You know what

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No, I don't know what
you're talking about.

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It's not funny anymore.
I'm serious.

126
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We're the only black people.

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Black people.
Come on, now.

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Not in front of company.
Keep it down a little.

129
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Yeah, whatever.

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Where are you going?

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I'm gonna see if one
of my ex-girlfriends

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left me a bushel of okra.
How about that?

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I just, I want to ask, you know,
'cause I'm that kinda girl.

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If, let's say, in a year or so
he wants to date me,

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you're okay with that, right?

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Wrong.

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Oh, you know. Clearly,

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you're about to lose
another one, so.

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Okay, fine. I'm sorry.

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What, what's going
on with you guys?

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Oh, my God. It's just...

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Every time things are
going great with Jerome,

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Derwin just appears
out of nowhere

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and sets me back.

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He's like my Bill Clinton.

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Hey, do you want
Derwin back?

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No.

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N...? Why are you dragging

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that... gorgeous action
figure through the mud

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and just messing him up for
the next girl, which, you know,

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we both agree, could be me.

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Oh, my God, would you
back up off my man?

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Okay. Now, see, that
was convincing.

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Yeah, almost believed
he was your man.

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All right. All
right, all right.

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I'm sorry. Look.

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You want some
friendly advice?

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I think you guys just need
a change of scenery.

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You know, like...
Oh! Go to L.A.

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Stay at The Custom.

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It's supposed to be so hot.

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They have, um...

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They have pink duct
tape in the minibar.

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What?
Mm-hmm.

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Why would they have d...?

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Oh.
Mm-hmm.

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Oh...

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There it is.

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Ow.

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Say what?

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Here. Take these peonies.

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I'd rather have your man.

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What?!

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All right, listen up,
everybody.

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I brought you all to L.A.

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to congratulate
you guys for the work

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you've done over the
past couple of months.

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Now, with your hard work,

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we signed some of the best
damn football players

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in this year's draft, so...

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I'm gonna throw 'em a party.

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Now, I want these clients
to know what they're getting

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now that they're with ISM.

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ALL (chanting):
ISM! ISM!

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And what do you get
when you're with ISM?

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Money, clothes, and hos?

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That's all a brother knows!
Foxy!

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(others whooping)

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Now, listen,
my L.A. office

190
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is handling
all the important stuff.

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I'll be in charge
of entertainment,

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so don't mind me as I audition
girls for the party.

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Or especially
the after party. Foxy!

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Whoo!

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Come here...

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Ow!

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All right! She's in! Gosh!

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I like this night already.

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All right, listen up.
Now, John!

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I'm gonna need
you to keep

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the Yukon gassed.
You're in charge

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of airport transportation
and condom runs.

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All right.
Now, Rick.

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Uh... you be Rick.

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Why, why do I always
have to be Rick?

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Because you tried to be John
and the condoms

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ended up
on a red-eye to Thailand.

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All right, Irv, I'm ready.
What you want me to do?

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Uh... what do I want
you to do? Uh...

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You know what? Go home.
Enjoy your weekend.

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Huh?
Yeah.

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Okay. So it's blacks
to the back now. Okay. Whoa, whoa,

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Tasha. Let's get Al and Jesse
off of line 1.

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This isn't racial.
Foxy's representing.

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He's Canadian.

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You got me.

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All right, seriously, Tasha.

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This has nothing to do
with race. Okay?

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It's because you're a girl.

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With this whole social
raping problem, we don't want

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to put you in an environment
that would set you off.

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I told you I was cool, Irv.

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00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,518
You know, you really weren't
supposed to be here anyway.

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Somehow you got cc'd--
thank you, Rick--

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00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:06,956
and here we are.

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I'm so tired
of this.

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You know what?
I am a manager at ISM,

228
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so why don't you
treat me like one

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and give me a damn assignment!

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Okay, Tasha.
You want an assignment? Yes!

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Director of Debauchery.

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What?

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00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,674
Ho wrangler. Yeah, yeah.

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It's like a cattle wrangler,
except for hos.

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Sorry for the mess, dawg.

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No, I mean, it's cool.

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I mean, you got
a maid. I don't.

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Listen, man.

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Word of advice, bro.

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Never sleep with
your housekeeper.

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Oh!

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00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,986
Say what?
Man,

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I done had so much sex with
so many different women,

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I don't even
enjoy it no more.

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00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,173
Well, you're either gay...

246
00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,998
or this is about Robin.

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This is about Robin, right?

248
00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,071
Do I look gay
to you, boy?

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Hell, yeah, it's about
Robin. Boy, sit down.

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Man.

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00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,554
I've loved women before,
but never like Robin.

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00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,754
I mean, except for Eva,
you know.

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00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,716
Yeah.

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00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,064
After I bedded Robin,
who the hell is Eva?

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00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,088
Who the hell is Eva?

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00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,625
Have a drink with me.

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00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:13,660
Nah, nah,
come on, man.

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You know I don't
get down like that.

259
00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,625
Negro, I didn't ask you
to smoke crack, all right?

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00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,695
Teacher's on vacation.
Have a drink with me, man.

261
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,173
Yo, Malik. I'm good.

262
00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,971
Man, you're a bitch.

263
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,203
Whatever.

264
00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,067
Hey! Woman!

265
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,006
If you don't pick up
a mop or something,

266
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:31,111
you're nothing
but a prostitute. Okay?

267
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,214
Hey, yo, man,
I saw Melanie today.

268
00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:35,316
Who?

269
00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:38,047
Girl Melanie. Is that what
you call her, Girl Melanie?

270
00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,015
Oh, okay.

271
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,122
Yeah, she was with her
smart-looking boyfriend

272
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,094
at the farmer's market, man.

273
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,963
Looked like they just
rolled out of bed.

274
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,632
Melanie didn't even
have a bra on.

275
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,730
Mmm.
I mean,

276
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,931
first it was Trey Wiggs, right?

277
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,062
Now it's this Jerome cat.

278
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,638
Malik, that's like
two dudes in one year.

279
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,609
Melanie's been turned out.

280
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,338
That's messed up, dawg.

281
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,972
You said she didn't
have no bra on?

282
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:01,838
Uh-uh!

283
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,835
And you could see
straight through?

284
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,977
Straight through.

285
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:05,982
Oh.

286
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,253
Was it cold out?

287
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,120
I mean, paint the picture,
man. Take me there.

288
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,719
Come on, Malik.

289
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,792
All right, bro. Look.

290
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,321
You know what they say, man.

291
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:18,125
Once a good girl's gone bad,

292
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,128
she's gone forever.

293
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,260
You lost her, dawg.

294
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:26,973
I'll take that drink after all.

295
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,340
My boy.

296
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,084
Jason, you're
old, washed up,

297
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,339
and nobody's
gonna give you

298
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,347
the contract you're
looking for, my man.

299
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,179
Great. Where do I sign?

300
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,324
Honey, let's hear him out.

301
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,949
Look, I wouldn't
have brought you here

302
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,624
if I didn't think
Irv had the answer.

303
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,057
You have the answer, Irv.

304
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,018
Tell me you
have the answer.

305
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:51,991
(moans)

306
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,685
All right, what about
the Philly deal?

307
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,897
(laughs) Jason, the
Philly deal is bogus.

308
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,870
These guys just want

309
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,898
to bring you in to groom
some upcoming receiver

310
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,303
they're trying to build
their franchise around.

311
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,974
Okay. Thank you for being

312
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,843
yet another manager
I pass on. Let's go.

313
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,942
See, that's where
you're wrong, J.P.

314
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,914
I'm not those
other managers.

315
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,112
I'm ten steps ahead, shooting
backwards. No mirror.

316
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,645
Jason.

317
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,121
Look. J.P.

318
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,218
Stop calling me that.

319
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,149
Done.

320
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,254
I know you want to stay
in San Diego, right?

321
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,046
That's why I've been talking

322
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:22,187
to the Sabers G.M.
about it all week.

323
00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,022
I told him about your
passion for the game,

324
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:24,927
your commitment
to the franchise,

325
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,028
and your leadership
on and off the field.

326
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,931
Now, I invite him
to my party tonight

327
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,873
and I set up a meeting.

328
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,399
Jase, I brought out
the sourdough.

329
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,043
All you got to do
is butter it.

330
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,138
Jason, you
can do this.

331
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,210
You know I'm not good
at making friends.

332
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,809
Or being nice.

333
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,011
You know what? Why
don't you just bring

334
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,043
your perfect
perky wife along

335
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,147
and you follow her lead.

336
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,248
I'm really up on
my current events.

337
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,268
(chuckles)

338
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,206
It was this...

339
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,142
or fly to meet my parents.

340
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,377
Mmm. I don't know.

341
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,482
I thought this was hotter.

342
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,154
You thought right.

343
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,723
Jerome, I want you to know
that I'm all in.

344
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,094
And I'm not going anywhere.

345
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,992
And...

346
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:35,234
the only dance I want to do
is the "Jerlaine."

347
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,402
(laughing)

348
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,997
Let's do it.

349
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,235
Okay.

350
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,076
(squeals)

351
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,240
(laughing)

352
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,978
Nah, I only have eyes
for her, Tasha.

353
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,145
Come on, Todd. She said
no extras, all right?

354
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,024
She's only stripping to put
herself through law school.

355
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,922
What, she don't need books?

356
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,224
Forget her, all right?

357
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,885
Now this one right here...

358
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,834
she just got
a fresh boob job.

359
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,099
She's got this little trick
she can do from the ceiling

360
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,198
and she can hold
her breath, dawg.

361
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,300
Nah, I'm cool on her.

362
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,172
I want the lawyer-mami.

363
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,241
Irv said I could have
whatever I wanted,

364
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,369
and look, the ink's not even
dry on my contract yet.

365
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,235
Come on, Todd.
Look, she got a kid.

366
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,313
So do I.

367
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,841
Hey, maybe they can
play together.

368
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,076
Look...

369
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,311
I'm going up to my room.

370
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,875
I expect her up
there in five.

371
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:27,954
Or I'm telling.

372
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,430
Excuse me.

373
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,402
Okay, look, he don't
want to have sex, all right?

374
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,342
He just wants you to walk
around the room butt-naked with your heels on.

375
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,938
That's his thing,
all right?

376
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,840
Now as far as sexual
proclivities go, that ain't so bad.

377
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,973
'Cause Andy over there...

378
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,337
He want to smear his girl
in peanut butter

379
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,176
and then stick her
between two pieces of bread.

380
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,051
Tasha, there's certain
things I won't do.

381
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,221
I told you, I have
a kid to think about.

382
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,820
Asia, Asia.

383
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,452
You know how when
you're twirling around

384
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,856
that pole every night
with your eyes closed,

385
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,589
and you're imagining you're
baking cookies for your kid?

386
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,393
Same thing.

387
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,325
Except you're going to be
on a different stage,

388
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,061
getting paid way more money.

389
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,297
Just walk around?
Mm-hmm.

390
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,432
Like it's a fashion show?

391
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,037
Yeah, with no fashion.

392
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,499
Come on, look...

393
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,336
might even be some
chemistry there, huh?

394
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,242
Could be a great story
on how you met your husband.

395
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,375
I guess so.

396
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,311
Okay.

397
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,254
Just don't tell any
of the other strippers.

398
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,853
Yeah, 'cause they
may judge you.

399
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,915
I got it.

400
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,292
Suite 1107,
all right?

401
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,336
Oh, my God.

402
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,577
I think we should
move here.

403
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,482
It's something
to think about, yeah.

404
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,354
Okay, toast to that.

405
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,282
"...like most Germans in
the professional class,

406
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,218
the engineers at
Heidi and Sons..." MELANIE:

407
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,563
Hey, Melanie Barnett.
It's been too long.

408
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,058
What are you doing here?

409
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,361
Just taking a little vacay.

410
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,062
Probably hit up
the Getty later on--

411
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,334
check out Fragonard's
Allegories of Love. You?

412
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:28,003
Spending some time
with my man-- Jerome.

413
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,335
Hey, what's up, little man?

414
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,669
Hey.

415
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,313
Um, I'm going to try to find
us some lounge chairs.

416
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,010
Okay.

417
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,052
Seems all right, I guess.

418
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,181
A little dull for my tastes,

419
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,185
but hey, one man's ceiling
is another man's floor, right?

420
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,488
Are Derwin and Malik with you?

421
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,459
Hmm, I sense panic.

422
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,318
No, you sense my life
is my life.

423
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,288
And I'd like
to keep it that way, okay?

424
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,527
And yet, you're still over
here interrupting mine.

425
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,234
I got my eye on you.

426
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,236
Asia!

427
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,382
Okay, if you're unable to talk,
just moan or something.

428
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,408
Todd!

429
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,183
Tasha, Tasha,
what are you doing?

430
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,212
Will you open up
this damn...

431
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,977
Tasha, I'm so glad
you're here.

432
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,287
I know, baby. Come on.
Grab your stuff. Let's go.

433
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,189
Oh, no, no, no, no.
There's no need for that.

434
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,291
I wanted to thank you.

435
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,722
Todd and I are in love.

436
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,687
Come again?
Yeah.

437
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:29,295
Hot Toddy and I just
have this connection.

438
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,499
It's true.
It's unexplainable.

439
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,731
ASIA:
Tasha,

440
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,195
we're going to start
our own family.

441
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,395
After I help him
the custody battle.

442
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,306
What?! Wait, hold on, hold on.
This ain't making no sense.

443
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,140
Tasha, quit hating.

444
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,213
Tasha...

445
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,405
What? I got to save her.

446
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,016
He probably slipped
her a Mickey...

447
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,548
or a Minnie or something.

448
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,022
Come on. Come on.
What?

449
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,252
You need
to calm down. No.

450
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,626
What is going on with you?

451
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,188
I don't know.

452
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,397
I mean, I don't even know
what's going on with me.

453
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,629
It's like I've spent
my whole life

454
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,403
trying to be respected
as a woman,

455
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,472
and now I'm out here
trying to be a part

456
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,470
of some stupid boys' club
by pimping little girls.

457
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,543
Because of me, that girl's life
is going to be ruined.

458
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,083
How do you know that?

459
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,479
She said she was in love.

460
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,450
Look, it might just work out.

461
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,279
You know, people do find love
in strange places.

462
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,545
What the hell you mean?
One of them donkey shows?

463
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,685
No, no, Tasha.

464
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,260
Look, love can...

465
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,360
Love is...

466
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,096
Just tell her, Rick.
Just tell her.

467
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,472
Tell me what?

468
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,407
Tasha, I wanted you from
the first day I met you.

469
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,545
Rick...

470
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,551
I'm real raw right now.

471
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,453
Okay, I mean,

472
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,585
I've been ordering
stuff I don't need

473
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,160
just to see the UPS man.

474
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,490
And he ain't even that cute.

475
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,685
Okay, so don't play
with my emotions.

476
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,827
Tasha, why do you think I always
want to sit next to you?

477
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,433
Or why I'm always saying,
"Tasha, you ride with me"?

478
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,337
Look, I even give you

479
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,438
the skin off my chicken.

480
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,111
I like the skin, too.

481
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,308
Just when I got the gumption up,

482
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,354
that whole social raping
thing happened.

483
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,508
It was just
another reminder

484
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,277
why we can't do this.

485
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,516
We work together.

486
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,624
I quit.

487
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,467
Yo, man, just call her.

488
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,102
Dawg, I can't, man.

489
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,568
I ain't no bee-yotch.

490
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:53,835
What?!
Hey, there's

491
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,883
rules to this thing of ours,
young blood.

492
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,308
What?

493
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,854
When a girl ain't
giving you no play,

494
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,108
you leave her ass be.

495
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,578
Or you have sex
with her homegirl.

496
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,317
And since Robin's been hanging

497
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,723
with Whoopi and CCH Pounder,

498
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,664
I'm going to have
to pass on that.

499
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,829
Yeah, man, I feel you.

500
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:16,499
It's kind of like that time
when Mel... (phone ringing)

501
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,569
Who the hell is that
keep calling you?

502
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,437
Damn! Janay been blowing
my phone up.

503
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,439
Dawg, why don't you just
talk to the girl?

504
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,211
Bro, have I not been over here
ten hours

505
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,680
talking about Melanie?

506
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,709
Okay, ain't nobody
thinking about Janay.

507
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,193
What... what the hell?

508
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,248
Man...

509
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,816
Aw, hell, I'm rich.
Live it up.

510
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,463
(phone ringing)

511
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,691
Oh, snap! Robin!

512
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,625
My phone!

513
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,199
Where your phone at, man?
I still hear it.

514
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,559
Move!

515
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,643
"Ex-girlfriends gone wild.

516
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,682
Custom Hotel, L.A. Holla."

517
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,439
Why the hell

518
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,677
is Tee Tee sending me a picture
of Girl... Melanie?!

519
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,324
Oh, hell no.

520
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,749
I know you ain't talking
about my Melanie.

521
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,923
And some overgrown dude
in the pool.

522
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,922
What?!

523
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,294
I know that ain't

524
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,293
my Melanie.

525
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,625
She ain't never wore
no bikini with me!

526
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,830
Yo, and her booty's
even poking out!

527
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:28,574
And she ain't never
had no booty with me!

528
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,371
Malik, man, where
you going, man?

529
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,206
Malik!

530
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,483
Man, what you doing?

531
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,252
Bro, I'm damn near
in tears here

532
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,222
and you're browsing,
searching the Web and whatnot?

533
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,822
Man, I'm buying
an E-ticket

534
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,863
to My Hair, My Life,
and My Struggle.

535
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,258
The Life and Times
of Madame C.J. Walker.

536
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,992
Oh, yeah?

537
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,356
Uh-huh, C.J. Walker.

538
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,726
Well, I'm sorry.

539
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,674
I thought you were
doing something

540
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,969
that had absolutely nothing
to do with your crisis.

541
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:05,371
No, man. Robin's in L.A.
playing Madame Walker,

542
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,765
and Girl Melanie is up there

543
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,306
rubbing her booty
against the Incredible Hulk.

544
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,642
There's only one thing
left for us to do, bro.

545
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,648
Buy two more tickets?

546
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,420
No, ding-a-ling.

547
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,348
You can't be
this damn drunk.

548
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,624
Look, I'm trashing
the rule book,

549
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,621
and I'm calling a audible.

550
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,422
Damn it. We going to L.A.
to get our women!

551
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,585
Get your purse.

552
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,633
(groans)

553
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,659
She done changed!

554
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:33,259
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